Well Dick's son has his CD's in neat lines
and has a dad that reads every sign and says
"I only drive 62.5"
well I, yeah I don't really mind
his coordinated closet and his folded clothes
but who left the bullet in the mashed potatoes?
[Chorus:]
Well why's everybody sweating me
because I go to Dairy Queen
well why's everybody sweating me
I'm just the son of Dick Ramsbee
His dad boils water by time
and measures sugar by the line
who tours the country in a winnebago
well his dad's an anal guy
and his roomate's stalked by the FBI
"Who put the shotgun underneath the sofa?"
Hal put the shotgun underneath the sofa
[Chorus]
I'm son of Dick
I'm son of Dick
I [x4]
Subscribe to Ringophone newsletter:
Be the first to know about our new cool ringtones, get free stuff and other goodies!
Nuclear energy may be the one thing that will finally prove to us that all men are cremated equal!
Artist names for identification only
Ringophone.com
supports the music composers
and pays copyright fees for all ringtone downloads.
About
ringtone copyrights
PRINT LYRICS 
SEND IT
TO A FRIEND 
SEND LESS THAN JAKE 
